Quotations suitable for
delivery in a speech.
Marriage
Here's to marriage, that happy
estate that resembles a pair of scissors: 'So joined that they
cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet
punishing anyone who comes between them.'
(Sydney Smith )
Marriage is a bargain and somebody has to get the worst of a
bargain.
(Helen Rowland)
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments.
(William Shakespeare)
It is a woman's business to get
married as soon as possible and a man's to keep unmarried as long as
he can.
(George Bernard Shaw)
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of
temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
(George Bernard Shaw)
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to
get in; and those inside desperate to get out.
(Montaigne)
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
(Jane Austen)
Second Marriage
To lose one husband is a
misfortune. To lose two looks like carelessness. (Jane
Austen)
The triumph of hope over experience.
(Dr Samuel Johnson)
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have .loved at
all. (Alfred Lord Tennyson)
When I lost my wife every family in town offered me another.
(Proverb)
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that
would wear well. (Oliver Goldsmith)
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always
lay a wager, that the man, if not the wedding-day, is absolutely
fixed on.
(Henry Fielding)
And on her lover's arm she leant,
And round her waist she felt it fold,
And far across the hills they went
In that new world which is the old.
(Alfred Lord Tennyson)
...speak of one that loved not wisely but too well; of one not
easily jealous, but being wrong perplex'd in the extreme. (William
Shakespeare)
Medicine
The art of medicine consists of
amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
(Voltaire)
Doctors bury their mistakes. (Popular saying)
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
(Alexander the Great)
God heals and the doctor takes the fee. (Benjamin
Franklin)