| WHAT SHE SAID |
WHAT SHE MEANT |
| You want |
You want |
| We need |
I want |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want |
You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead |
I don't want you to |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I'm upset,you moron. |
| You're...so manly |
You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You are certainly attentive tonight |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional...and I'm not overacting. |
I'm on my period. |
| Be romantic. Turn off the lights. |
I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient |
I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains |
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... |
| I heard a noise. |
I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? |
I did something today you're really not going to like. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
| Is my butt fat? |
Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate. |
Just agree with me. |
| Was that the baby? |
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to
sleep. |
| I'm not yelling. |
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we are buying is a soap dish. |
It goes without saying that we're stopping
at the cosmetics department, the shoe
department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGIOD there's a sale in
lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your
checkbook? |
