Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men
Reprinted with permission from Nathan's Collection of Humor

Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You Too Can Do Housework

3. PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us Credit Cards)

6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")

8. Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception

9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook

10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. You, The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons To Give Flowers

15. How To Stay Awake After Sex

16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom

17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

18. A. You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try
B. The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold Shower

19. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please

20. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No It's Not A Bidet")

21. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit

22. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

23. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex

25. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes

26. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too

27. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous

28. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

29. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

30. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home

31. You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

32. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!

33. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary

34. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary

35. You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis

36. How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom